JACK DONAGHEY HAD A DISMAY, YOU GOTTA SAY,
WHEN HE COULDN 'T GET THE BED BEGS TO BAY!
ITCHY RATHER THAN SNITHCHY, IN THE HALLS
OF NBC,
WHATEVER "YOU" CALL IT,
DIAGNOSTICIAN AT LARGE,
KENNETH THE PAGE,
CAME UP WITH MANY TERMS-- THAT
ENDED IN BED BUGS!
JACK WAS DENIED AN NBC COURTESY CAR,
AND REFUSED BY A TAXI DRIVER, A RIDE!
BY SUBWAY, HE WENT TO THE
DERMATOLOLOGIST!
EVEN WITH COOTIES,
HE REMAINED A CUTIE.
THE WHOLE EPISODE!
HERE HE IS IN A RARE.
RED
TIE!
SHOULD HIS BLOG FLIRTER,
SPIRITED DONA, CONSIDER THIS,
PRE VALENTINE 'S DAY OR PRE CHRISTMAS?
SPIRITED DONA, BLOGGER
BEST DANG BLOG FLIRTER
WITH ALEC BALDWIN-- WORLDWIDE!
A BIT SHY; A BIT BOLD!
A BIT BOLD, A BIT SHY!
I EVEN LOVE THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
OR SHOULD I SAY THE BACK OF
HIS IRISH HAIR?
I JUST KNOW I AM
A BLOG FLIRTER, EXTRAORDINARE
"WITH" HIS IRISH HAIR!
HIMSELF' IN A SUNDAY COAT,
ALWAYS BREAKS MY HEART!
HERE IS ALEC JUST
LOOKING HANDSOME IN A
BLUE TIE, TO CONTRAST
MY RED TIE PICTURE!
ALEC BALDWIN PAYS ME TO PUT ATTRACTIVE
PICTURES ON THIS BLOG!
BACK TO JACK DONAGHEY,
WHO WITH DUST MITES,
A" ITCHING.
HE DIDN 'T EVEN BOTHER
TO ASK PARTNER LIZ LEMON
FOR A CUTIE, I MEAN, COOTIE HUG!
BUT, LIZ "WAS"
HUGGED, HERSELF, BY CAROL BURNETT!
WE ALL SAW THAT COMING!
JACK, BEGGED FOR THE COMAPSSION OF
USUAL JESUS LOVER,
KENNETH THE PAGE,
AS THEY STOOD AT THE NBC ELEVATER!
IT WAS A NO WAY, NO SAY,
FROM THE DEEP SOUTH INVISIBLE MITE
BITER EXPERT!
I HAVE WORKED JESUS
INTO THREE, COUNT EM,
THREE, 30 ROCK BLOGS!
NO OTHER BLOGGER
CAN DO THIS WITH, OR WITHOUT IRREVERANCE!
THIS IS WAS ONE OF MY GRANDMA 'S
AND MINE 'S FAVORITE SONGS WE SANG
IN ACCAPELLO, JUST LIKE THIS!
WE THINK JESUS
WOULD HAVE GIVEN JACK A HUG!
WE THINK! :)
PORTRAIT BY AMAZING ARTIST,
LIZ LEMON SWINDEL,
NOT LIZ LEMON!
BUT JESUS SENT A GUY,
NAMED JACK, A.K.A., LARRY,
WHO WAS A ROBOT STREET PERFORMER,
WHOM IRONICALLY, TRACY AND JENNA,
GOT OFF THE STREET FOR
NBC/TGS AUDITIONS, IN A FIT OF INSECURITY!
JACK, AT THE ELEVATER GAVE A
PUPPY SAD ASK FOR A TOUCH OF HUMANITY,
FROM THE ALL GREY PAINTED ROBOT,
STREET PERFORMER! METALISED, JACK HAD
GRAY PRINT ON HIS HAND-- BUT LOVE
IN HIS HEART!
IF JACK "REALLY" DID BECOME METALISED,
HE MIGHT LISTEN TO,
"ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE",
BY THE SCORPIONS, WHO DID IT
SO GREAT!
AFTERWARDS, HE HAD THE CONFIDENCE TO
BE SEEN WITH TWO DIRECTOR WOMEN,
MENAGE A' TROIS!
I PREFER COCOA,
STARBUCKS! WE WILL BE
SEEING JULANNE MOORE ON ROCK, EVENTUALLY!
ON THIS BLOG, WE WILL DISCUSS, JACK
ROMANCE, LIZ STYLE!
AND SUSAN BOYLE,
SCOTTISH SONGSTRESS, AND HER
SISTER IN SONG,
CATHY FROM 30 ROCK!
ROMANTICS OUT THERE,
KEEP IT ROMANTIC, LIKE
A BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE!
FADE TO BLACK AND WHITE!
HITCHCOCK , OPENING OF
REAR WINDOW, JIMMY STEWART!
IT 'S COMING THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS!
IF YOU CAN, GIVE TO FOOD BANKS
AND
TAKE PET FOOD WITH IT!
AMERICAN CATS AND DOGS ARE ALSO GOING
HUNGRY.
KMART, (RECALL K-MART HAS LAY AWAY), WAL MART, ETC.,
HAVE GIVING TREES!
GIVE IF YOU GOT!
PRAY FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS,
IF YOU 'VE NOT!
PASS THIS BLOG ON
TO CO WORKERS
FRIENDS
FAMILIES
AND FRENEMIES!
